I hate this, it’s fun but I can’t share it with anyone because it requires knowledge of that episode
this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2023
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Explaining the context is the best part of this meme, as long as you dont want that person to ever watch TNG with you.
Then again, a "fuck ghost" that bangs generations of a family when you light a candle might bring in its own crowd.
Don't forget that you have to explain that, at a certain point in the episode, she talks about how her grandmother's diary made her horny.
For you the day that Beverly talked about how her grandmothers diary made her horny was the most disturbing day of your life.
For Beverly it was a Tuesday.
That crowd is Tumblr, and they've already seen it.
This is one for the real fans haha
It'll be our secret.
Sub rosa. I don't remember a name of a single other tng episode. Rated worst tng episode ever, I don't know about that.
Code of Honor or anything season 1 probably if I was to guess.
Bustin makes me feel good
I ain't 'fraid of no -sleepin
I ain't 'fraid of no -bed
Freaky ghost bed!
Not only did Beverly fuck a ghost, but Whoopi Goldberg was in Ghost, and was possessed by Patrick Swayze and then had sex with Demi Moore after doing some late-night pottery
Exactly why I chose the title I did. Someone caught it!!
I want to make sure everyone understands your genius
That was just Guinan in the holo deck
They only kissed. Settle down. (You've never actually seen the movie, have you?)
Maybe once, late at night on TNT or something, probably while I was trying to do what they apparently didn't
They had to delete the hard-core lesbian porn from the final cut. It's only in the DVD extras as pre production material.
The ghost thing is one thing from that episode, but that there is this space colony that has patterned itself after Scotland and "POW, you're just going to have to accept that" has never set right with me. It's right up there with an entire space colon that patterned itself after native American Pueblo peoples that rather than hop on over to another planet are legit cool with being under Cardassian rule, because "SPIRITS!" Like dude, y'all got here on spaceships not flying eagle ghost.
Which all of that seems a bit a bit odd considering they're like "we know what's happened in the past, you white people are always making us move!!" Because is feels like they're forgetting that part of the past that goes something like "US Congress promised us they'd leave us alone!"
Also what are the odds that your people's mortal enemy "Picard" from 600 years ago, has his great-great-great-great........grandson shows up on your remote ass planet in the middle of nowhere?
Heh, space colon.
I’m not editing it now!
Honorable.
Between that episode and that scene in Ghostbusters I'm surprised I didn't end up with a ghost fucking fetish.
Busting makes me feel good!
...add lady jaye cavorting through a dark scottish castle for the trifecta...
"Wet ever ye do doughnut loght thot candl."
Mumbo? Perhaps. Jumbo? Perhaps not.
If memory serves Troi also had an encounter with a noncorporeal being that resulted in her being pregnant.
Don't remember the Dr Crusher one though.
Sub Rosa. Even Wikipedia can’t deal with it.
Like 60% of Troi's story lines are just about getting assaulted or body controlled. If it's not a space ghost it's a sexed up seinfeld extra. She was a conduit for all the worst writers impulses. Her and Geordi constantly chasing unavailable women.
Ah yes, and now I'm suddenly reminded that, THAT episode exists 😂
OH NO
Second only to Code of Honor as the worst TNG episodes.