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[-] Vyllenor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Being a healer isn't bottoming You decide who lives and who dies

[-] Couplqnd@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

That's called being a power bottom

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 11 months ago

If Im the bottom then why do they spend so much time lying on the floor?

[-] TheGoldenV@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

I like the cut of your jib.

[-] LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

...generate a lot of upward thrust.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Think more like a pile driver. The machine, not the wrestling move.

[-] Gregorech@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

A god that lives for abuse from it's followers instead of praise.

[-] mojo@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You're literally a god who decides who lives and who dies, they must submit to you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-saUDoiuWc

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

If this were reddit I would link to /r/HealSluts

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

I always felt like I had the most influence as healer / support. Keeping an eye on the map and enemy jungle, fucking with their carry, ganking and making plays happen. The carry just takes credit in the late game, but really he's my lap dog.

[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Unless you're playing TF2

[-] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Fine I'll be the one to say it

Rogues are asexual

[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Why else would we pick elf bard in D&D?

[-] XbSuper@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I really don't get the comparison here. Seems like a stretch.

[-] Lexam@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Psychotic Paladin enters the chat!

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