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In light of what other's have been memeing ... it made me think.

If you became captain of a ship, what would your warp slogan be?

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Fire up the Quattro!

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd put on my tiny shorts and stand in front of the view screen waving a chequered flag.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know who you are ..... so this could either be very arousing, very strange or very disturbing

Por qué no los tres?

[–] taanegl@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago
[–] charonn0@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Switch to secret hyperjets!

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Well what do we've got on this thing? A Cuisinart?

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fucking go already you fucking fuck!

[–] match@pawb.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] 6daemonbag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

I think it's pronounced, " e-yeaw ".
The sound a wagoneer makes to get the horses going on a chuck wagon.

[–] SARGEx117@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I've always been a fan of "Make it Go"

But I think I'd prefer what someone else here said "don't wait for my order, just move when we're ready."

[–] MudMan@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

I know I'm beign a sourpuss, but I hate how much of a thing modern Trek has made this.

That's it. I'd say that every time.

[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I would install drag strip start light aka Christmas Tree on the bridge.

It would use the sounds from Atari 2600 Pole Position.

The countdown starts when I say

'Computer, assume the position.'

[–] Steve@communick.news 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I wouldn't have one.

It honestly always seemed silly to me. Unless I told the helmsman to wait for some reason, they should just go as soon as they're ready. Why wait an extra moment just for me to say "go"?

That said, if it was some kind of required protocall, I'd pick a different silly term each time. Like "Banana Bread", "Pencil", or "Fuck off".

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[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

"Let's Boogie, my dudes"

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

"Let's throw some coal in the boiler"

"Slap her fanny and make her jump"

"Suck it, physics!"

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

"Let's mosey"

[–] jernej@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Everyone start making 'vroom-vroom' noises!

[–] xkforce@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Crank it to 11.

If I'm feeling jinky I might go with Let's get out of here Scoob.

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[–] ForgetReddit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Smoke it (then I light a blunt)

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[–] DrippyDripDrip@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Starboat go brrrrrrrr

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

And get outta here

[–] Doug@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago

"Today, helm" would be fun every time there was someone new

[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Gaan met die banaan!

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