Zoya Miopericarditis!
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2023
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Yo I also have a broken leg!
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Ethel Stab-Wound sounds better.
I got stabbed in the wrist in high school with a pen. The bone stopped it. What was more frightening is where my wrist was protecting - my chest/heart.
I often wonder if Chris realised how close he came to stabbing me to death in the 90s.
He was reffered to psychiatrists and social workers when he was discovered to have a "Death List" of people he planned to kill in the school.
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Maybe i should go with the fancy medical term? Anastasia's Nephrolithiasis. Could work for black metal too.
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