Am I cynical or do these always seem like weird ploys to get your personal information?
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That's exactly what they are! PEOPLE, STOP SHARING THE ANSWERS TO YOUR SECURITY QUESTIONS!!!
Who's security question is their maternal grandmother's first name? Surely anyone that knows you personally has pretty open access to that information.
No security question ever asked my grandmother's name. Grandfather yes, but not grandmother.
Sure no problem. My password is "secret"
Wait what?
The next one will have you use your childhood friends first name with your fathers first car make and model
Your name after the robot uprising is your mother's maiden name and the 3 digits on the back of your credit card
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STELLA CAN'T BREATHE
holy shit that kinda slaps
Stella Tracheitis doesn't ring quite as well though.
Emma Hemorrhoid
"We're Mary's Dislocated Shoulder, and this is our new song, 'Unbalanced Sheep'!"
Tbh, Mary's dislocated shoulder is absolutely the best one yet, and I would pay money to see them play.
What is a titty pill?
Estrogen
Edit: well HRT
fr tho Arlene Estrogen DOES sound like a compelling emo band name
SØ Suicidal
Man collecting them account recovery responses
Using my grandmother's initials I get "EMO Spinal Fracture"
A little on the nose there.
Hillegonda's pink eyes.
Pregnant Mary. I could see it.
Rose Sciatica
I’m more curious about grandma’s titty pills honestly.
Yeah, Pearl Suicidal Tendencies!
I could make a song outta that.
That's just the mashup of two 90's bands. Their best song must be Jeremy's Alone.
Vern gastrointestinal blockage
We are brutal slamming death metal
Nana's Vasectomy
I love it!
Miner Palmar Laceration.
Patsy anal fissure
Yvette Dead Tooth
That's actually really fucking metal. I love it.
Zoya Miopericarditis!
Sarah's CPAP Follow-Up
Margaret bleeding in the bathroom floor
Not bad actually.
Vera Snotty Baby.
Penelope pollicus contusion
Ginny Gout
Fuck yeah
Mine's Corry Gout, can I be your cover band?
Betty Chest Infection
My grandmother's name was Mary
Last hospital visit was for a dislocated knee.
Taking some liberties I have:
Mary's Dislocation
Louise Labral-Tear-and-Femoroacetabular-Impingement
It has a nice ring to it
Joy gaping wound
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