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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 60 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I was getting ads on Tinder for a tractor for a while. And not a small hobby one, either, this was a ten tonne commercial unit.

Dunno what gave them the idea I needed that.

[–] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Were you pulling hogs on tinder?

[–] nuke@yah.lol 32 points 1 year ago
[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a fair few heifers on there, to be fair.

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's cow breedin' time!

🤠🍆🍆🍆🐮💦💦

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

If you're on tinder you're there to plow

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Because chicks dig BMPs (must be all that room in the back for activities), and you can tow as many as you want from Ukraine

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I got APC ads on some ad for a while

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

OK, that's awesome.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What colour tractor are you gonna get?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago
[–] nuke@yah.lol 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you mean it's based on my browsing habits? Wait hold on there's a knock at the door

[–] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Oh look, it's your friendly neighborhood door-to-door ATGM dealer. Even if you're not interested, sitting through the in-home demo is worth it.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Spice 2000 makes the Spice 1000 look like the Spice 250. It’s the fastest and most explody Spice we’ve ever made, and we really think you’re gonna love it. Now here’s Liz with more information about our new targeting system.

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

SPICE 2000: When you're ready to go #3 in someone else's toilet.

[–] guildz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Perfect, I was looking to improve my chess skills

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I see you're a man of culture as well.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So those are the spices the British Empire wanted....

[–] nuke@yah.lol 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Careful not too loud or they'll...

oh shit HERE THEY COME!

[–] Glemek@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It knows this, because it knows what you really don't. By subtracting what you want from what you don't; or what you don't want from what you do, whichever is greater. It obtains a difference, or deviation.

[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Did you see this on the spice channel?

[–] spiderkle@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

you could become your own small militia or state

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Put it on an M26 rocket and DM me

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

“I’ll take your entire stock!”

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I get tons of ads for land attack systems, Rafael fighter jets, anti air missiles, tanks... Its bizarre that the MIC is running YouTube ads...

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

How to get on the FBI watchlist