chapotraphouse

being "normal" in a country like the US is truly the freakiest type of person to be

The last time I touched grass I got bit by a turtle. Never again.

Silly hexbears, I'm not weird, I'm just your average Hollywood celebrity who was here to promote my latest movie but then started to post here for whatever reason.

i hate the average person i see where i live. lumpy suburban kulaks who only notice you if they need to call the cops or complain to your manager, and ignorant bigot trailer park dwelling workers with no personal hygiene. someone i know works at a gas station and the mens room frequently lacks soap because no one orders it, and no man that uses the bathroom ever tells anyone it's out, they just go about their day with shit covered hands. every man entering that bathroom on one of those days has shit or piss covered hands. my mechanic acquaintance is a misogynist predator of high school girls and refuses to wear gloves at work (his coworkers call them "b***h mittens") or to wash his hands, he like 1/3rd of all the people here have permanently black hands from the car oil/grease. not because they can't afford gloves or water or soap, but because it's "unmanly" or something to practice basic hygiene. almost every house here has an anti-abortion election sign up, there is a major catholic church downtown putting the signs up everywhere. i have seen homophobes protesting against trans rights at random gas stations, not even in a public foot traffic zone.

anyone that can be normal here is a soul-less ghoul person or a philosophical zombie with no internal beliefs, opinions, or passions. if you did have a soul once the suburbs have taken it, the very architecture is hostile to the human spirit.

The opposite of weird is boring so I will continue posting bugs and making completely fucking unhinged jokes

Imagine not being weird

Couldnt be me

i spend enough energy suppressing the weirdness in real life
i'm not doing it for you scallywags

Have you ever talked to a "normal" person? Everyone's a complete fucking weirdo that gets up to the daftest shit, most people just present as what they think is normal in public.

I'm not weird, I'm not weird! I scream as I slowly shrink into a weird cob.

I've tried to hang out with normal people. This one time I joined a big motorcycle club near my house to go ride around. I went with a bluetooth earpiece thinking we were going to get on the same channel and talk to each other while riding or something, but no - most of the group literally didn't say a single word to each other, the guys running the show just took off and everyone followed them in total silence.

Creepy shit, man. Give me random D&D players at a game shop any day.

Infinite Weirdness in Infinite Combinations 

Proud to be here with my weird comrades and our fifty thousand emojis. Eventually we'll just communicate through emojis. Like some kind of triumph of hieroglyphics.

We're not weird, we're eccentric

Listen, I appear normal from a middle distance, if you squint a little bit

You're welcome

I will continue the good work

I think you have to be at least a little bit weird/crazy to be a communist these days, which predicates on one being able to question reality in the first place.

If you had been normal and well adjusted, you’d just consume and buy into all the mainstream propaganda being thrown at you without questioning them at all.

Same. Thanks for posting.

The wonders of online anonymity

Wtf is "normal" anyway? Who gets to decide what normal means? What counts as abnormal? I have no clue, but I sure as hell hope I'm not a normal dude


I <3 you too 😘