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[-] rockerface@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

this is otterly ridiculous

[-] Retrograde@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

I don't sea the problem, stop harshing the otter's mellow

[-] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago

anotter one

[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You otter be ashamed of that pun.

[-] buycurious@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

He keeps bullying people?

He otter be ashamed of himself.

[-] sadreality@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

Why is wild life trying to catch the otter? Get rid of the pests surfboarding on his turf. imho

[-] relative_iterator@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Either that or get him his own surfboard

[-] Candelestine@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

...otters have no real defence to being punched hard in the face...

[-] Vampiric_Luma@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

Other than a whole body of water and years of mischief experience. Are you punching the otter, or is it just its after-image..?

[-] Qualanqui@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Otters are fucking savage too, they will otterly mess you up.

[-] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Except their natural cuteness

[-] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

He needs to join up with the orcas destroying yachts and start a proper revolution.

I am in full support.

[-] MostlyBirds@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Interesting that they're so convinced that the animal is the problem.

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Just the one otter then?

[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Honestly, I'm kind of rooting for the otter.

[-] orphiebaby@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Came here to say that. Would love to see this on camera. Might watch a movie about it, though I admit it's unlikely the movie wouldn't be really stupid and childish.

[-] WhiteWolf@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Yes, the otter is the bully… wow.

[-] TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Have they tried giving him their clams in return for deep wisdoms?

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