I'm a doctor, not an escalator technician!
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2023
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Because Kirk was trying to escalate the moment
It's like a flowchart
If claim == doctor then response = true, if not then response = I'm a doctor not a [claim]
(No offense intended. I'm not a programmer, but a desk jockey in my own right.)
I'm definitely a nerd lol, but not a programmer [I just know a little code]
I'm a programmer and you didn't declare your variable! Now where's your claim class definition!?
And there's no defined function signature! And what is that comma!? I wouldn't even try to tell my boomer mother this qualified as pseudo code!!!
/Sr. Developer Lee Ermy Jelico
oh no an actually intelligent person who is going to reveal I have no idea what I'm talking about AAAA
"Bones, help me, I'm injured!"
"true"
Sounds like an accurate diagnosis... I hope. You wouldn't lie to a doctor, would you?
"I'm a doctor, not a truth detector."
I'm confused
Rewrite in brainf
I'm a doctor, not a meme
Thank you, I will hang this in a public area in view of all work staff.
It is the best cross franchise gag, from the early days of the original series to John Archer's Enterprise.
Shhhh! You can't say Dr. McCoy's nickname anymore, you'll summon the Moopsy
That's all the context you need
I see my fears were completely justified ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
It drinks YOUR BONES
I always loved the brick layer one.
You’re a healer. There’s a patient. That’s an order.