Games

I've been wasting time with Noita and BG3 as of late. I played Noita before leaving for work today, so the most likely thing to happen is I set myself on fire.

It depends, am I going to be a washed up disco star or a car obsessed binoclard?

I die in a cave collapse while prospecting for cassiterite

I'd reach out to grab my smartphone only to realize there's now two of them on my desk. I'm about to have a very bad day~

¡El Presidente!

Destiny? Assuming I'm in the Last City, things MIGHT be OK. If I'm not, assuming the season is the current timeline, there's a short amount of time before the Shadow Legion captures me, some hangers-on from House Dusk kill me, the Red Legion (what's left of it) kills me, or the Witness ends reality as we know it.

I'd probably get a bouncy stick to the side of my head before I notice anything.

I probably get killed by a robot dinosaur.

Ocarina of Time, so I hope it's the past version rather than the future version.

my 1WO stares at me in utter disbelief how his supposedly ace of a Kaleun could fuck up this badly. again. (Silent Hunter 3. snuck into a convoy at night and bad weather. convoy zigs towards me, no time for final speed estimation, i go with last estimate, 4 eels in the water, all pass ahead. possibility: convoy slowed one knot due sea state. decide to surface to reposition. have a brainfart, my artillery starts shooting. hell breaks loose, star shells and searchlights everywhere. both engines AK, course 90. destroyer follows shooting star shells. half an hour zigzagging until he loses me.

I summon my black stallion, some old ruins nearby begin to move.

I go hunting in Australia. Sounds like a good time.

Well, the base is on an island with fairly good turret protection from the biters, but I dont know anything about engineering, so Id probably shut down the factory except for the bullet farm, make a comfy nest in the wreck of the ship, and go fishing.

I'd probably get killed by a giant ant.

Probably fight a group of cannibals..

Probably break my neck because I'm a bloody reckless driver and unlike my avatar in the game, I'm not invulnerable.

Trackmania

I'm now an axolotl with an AK-47 who is killing to provide food for my children.

I don't see a downside.

I need to find a hat, backpack, and some shoes so I can hopefully survive fighting a genetically engendered duck with the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the grim reaper, and a noodle bowl..

I'd be attacked by a scholar and cleric at night and have my stuff/information taken. People around me won't even be aware of what's happening despite being pummeled an elemental barrage. I will be relatively unscathed though.

Octopath Traveler 2.

I get jumped by a hog-sized cockroach and probably die TBH.

Why did my last game have to be Chivalry 2?

Being repeatedly torn apart by various medieval weapons does not sound like a good time.

i realise i am in hypixel bedwars trios and regret playing it. i suck at bedwars

O man I'd be stuck in call of duty, would die repetatively... Guess I shoulda played that porn game they keep advertizing on pornhub

I need to summon the elector counts

Another HiE story. At least it won't mean an instagib or other untimely demise, that place is pretty chill.