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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As hard as it can be to get tables at some places, I'm surprised there isn't a sort of black market app for selling / trading reservations.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

It's helpful that most fancy restaurants are locally owned. Even if there was an attempt at a reservation black market the owner is heavily incentivised to shut it down and because he probably works at the business he owns he can be on top of it.

Doesn't work for ticket scalpers because stadiums don't care who buys their tickets.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why would a spaghetti appointment be embarrassing?

[–] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

One might not have the balls for it.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always seem to find a way to noodle out of it

[–] freecandy@lemmy.world -4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Exactly, we're pasta point where adding more puns is funny.

[–] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This comment thread is getting saucey.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Well better a spaghetti appointment than being invited to a lemon party

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

Get your spaghet and jet

Going out for spaghetti is like going out for a PB&J. Of all the minimal effort bottom tier things you could ask someone else to assemble for you…. If I’m paying a server 18% over cost of sale to bring a plate to me I’m at least asking for something that wasn’t made of ingredients most commonly found in a church food drive.