this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
193 points (98.0% liked)

hmmm

4682 readers
528 users here now

Internet as an art

Rule 1: All post titles except for meta posts should be just plain "hmmm" and nothing else, no emotes, no capitalisation, no extending it to "hmmmm" etc.

I will introduce more rules later and when I finish doing that I will make an announcement post about that.

For overall temporary guide check out the rules here: https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/wiki/rules/

I won't be moving all of them here but I will keep most of them.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 18 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Steak@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where's your bathroom?

"Downstairs you can't miss it."

[–] nul@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Implying they missed it on the way upstairs.

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Could be multiple stairs, with the one they used not having a toilet

[–] nul@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

I guess that makes more sense, they just converted their extra stairwell. Maybe there's a shower at the top and a sink at the bottom. It's just a bathroom with extra steps.

[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

I mean, I was once or twice in the situation where I really needed to shit and was scared whether I would make it to my toilet and I would've really appreciated a shitter on the stairs.

[–] amnesiac@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Looks like a weird nightmare.

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Don't you hate getting to that 10th step and thinking "I'm not gonna make 10 more steps before I shit myself... if only there were a shitter right HERE...."

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Martineskirt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Martineskirt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Without wiping I don't have to be careful. :D

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Just use depends to handle the leftovers.

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Steak@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Water tank on back of toilet. Doubles as sink.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

How long after that was installed did some dude try to Kobe his piss from the top?

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

“Ope, lemme sneak right past ya there, eh.”

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

Oh, those Russians.