this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2023
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[–] Aussiemandeus@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn now i want to use condoms with my wife

[–] revlayle@lemm.ee 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I, too, would like to use condoms with this guy's wife

[–] pazukaza@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

Get in line, pal.

[–] LeylaaLovee@lemmy.fmhy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

This is what I'm gonna pull out next time my girlfriend asks me to whip her.

[–] platysalty@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Man, that might impress her so much that she might sleep with me!

If it doesn't, remind yourself that duel-wielding is always impressive.

[–] Stabbywithsocks1@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Used to come in those little plastic bubbles you'd get from those coin dispensers. I always wanted the mini handcuffs.

[–] Madnessx9@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

With that sound whoooopssshh

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Imagine using your light up sneakers to spot where the condom is and then using your heelies to wheel over to the bathroom because he didn’t use the condom in the end.

[–] wiese@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I need one! Let's hope he can hold that erection while laughing.

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