Glue them to an excessively large canvas, title it "The trickle down from the billionaire's wealth. Found behind my couch" and sell it for a couple hundred grand to an art gallery.
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No politics please. Don't be a dick.
See I did like the charity suggestion. But a couple hundred grand is a lot more charity, so you might win.
Put it in an old coat pocket and be surprised next year when you put it on and find extra change in it.
Haha, a treat for my future self? She likes the way you think!
It's gonna be worth even less next year :'(
A freddo?
*sad 90s kid noises*
Hah, look at Mr. Moneybags bragging about his wealth!
Mrs.* her*
Sorry. Gotta fight the assumptions. Guilty as accused on the bragging though.
My profuse apologies, Mrs Tea I will endeavour to be gender neutral in any further insults.
It's your lucky day! Invest it on a lotto ticket 😂
TIL they're two quid now?! Wtf
Euromillions is still £1 a ticket at least
That seems like the smart money!*
*there's a reason I don't gamble
I can give you an apple or half a stamp. Best I can do.
How to choose!
Go to Wilko, see what tat they still have left over from closing down.
It being good value at a huge discount is still not guaranteed.
Ooh those do look lush although...weird flavour choice there when sour cherry & apple was an option!
I liked the idea of donating to the food bank but wait...
What if you spent it on seeds? Like onions, carrot etc. Grow them then donate that to the food bank. Rinse and repeat
Conservative Party membership.
Nah, only kidding.
Put it towards your energy bill and hope your can afford to keep warm this winter.
Give it to someone with a greater need than you?
Well this is an unexpectedly wholesome suggestion and now how can we use it for anything else?
Could pop a fair bit of stuff in the foodbank collection for this, you're not wrong!
Lovely idea
Couple of pumpkins!
Then carve them like turkeys.
Get a Mr. Whippy, most are still below £3
Hmm, how much does a flake set you back these days?
10p mix!
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Vimto.