this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2023
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[–] Toes@ani.social 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] D_C@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I was subbed there when it was called something not so wholesome.

[–] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What was the old name? Asking for a friend.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I liked the old name and I challenge you to find me someone who was offended by it

[–] graymess@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The old name was a very poor excuse for people to say the N word who shouldn't say the N word.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm such a waterslut I'd literally die without it!

[–] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Thirsty waterslut.

I'm gagging for it

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is there any other way to drink water??

[–] Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shove the water bottle up your ass and do a handstand

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

With one of these you could do a split!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Lick the tip of your tongue into the bottle's hole repeatedly, enjoying the water torturously slowly?

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Lick it out of a bowl 🐶

[–] agitatedpotato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] harry_nola@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MTLion3@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

It was right there and he missed it lol

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago

I've got a massive water bottle that I go through like twice a day. Have always loved water. Remember constantly being tested for diabetes because they thought I was just thirsty all the time. Nope. Just love water.

Liquid life baby.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have long suspected theres some primal psychology into play for this. Like arriving at a big water spot or river where there is plenty.

[–] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

That's exactly what Big Water propaganda wants you to think.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My want for water is higher than the throughput of my throat

[–] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

And the throughput of my throat is impressive to say the least.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Bonus points if you moan or grunt a little as you glug.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago
[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

This used to be my life until I bought some metal straws. Now I just suck...my uhh...water........

Excuse me for one second.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Does anyone else feel weirdly connected to their ancestors when this happens? Like the urge and sensation is just so primal

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

3am insomnia

[–] iamnotme@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

Spray that H2O all over my face

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's a bit much, can we just stay hydrohomies?

[–] Laguna369@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Not when it’s dripping down your chin.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

You just have to declare "no hydrohomo" so everyone knows it's all above board.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

It's the only way

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

If only I didn't have Acid Reflux though.

[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

That's why I shove my hand under my chin so it doesn't drop down my chin.