> Greentext

Playing healer got me laid, then got me married.

No bullshit, I met the woman that became my wife in a rando PUG, with me keeping the group alive during a boss run with no tank. Nobody fucking died, we killed the boss, and they invited me to their guild.

A few weeks later, she and I were becoming good friends via teamspeak. A few months after that the friendship started turning romantic. A little over a year after that, she came for a visit. It was fucking magic, so she moved down permanently a few months after that, and we got married. That was a tad over ten years ago.

Never underestimate the love a squishy archer can have for their healers :)

I got onto a sponsored LOL team because I was willing to drop DPS and switch to healer. Healers rule.

Would she marry a doctor though?

I decide who lives and dies

Her face when he is a doctor

She’s clearly never played Paladins. All healers can be super effective when the enemy doesn’t expect it.

Real chads play Battlesmith!

"What's that about a role gap? I can't hear you over the sound of me being every role compressed into a single smashy smashy package!"