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[–] Someguy89@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He has to be trolling right?!? It's fucking raw ya donkey!

[–] dudewitbow@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He used very thick* bread, the wrong cheese and cooked it on a pan over an open fireplace, the worst way to grill a grilled cheese (bread burns extremely fast, gives no chance for cheese to melt)

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thick bread? What a joke. The bread is only there to keep the grease off my fingers. Quesadillas are even better than grilled cheese because the tortilla is thinner.

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Just what everyone wants with their cheese on toast, a mound of fucking kimchi.

He always does shit like that, he can't just make the dish he has to add something. He was making a great looking bread and butter pudding once then covered it in sultanas it was the worst.

What a clunge.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's typical of "higher artists". They get bored and they're so caught up in themselves they think everyone else is going to be blown away by whatever new different things they come up with. But then it turns out that new different thing is like an upside down urinal in art gallery.

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or a lobster phone. That sounds more appetising at least.

[–] Plus_a_Grain_of_Salt@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I pictured a landline in the shape of a lobster, beauty that can never be obtained.

edit; OMG It's real!

[–] allwalkienotalkie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about a urinal that squirts piss at passersby?

Really makes you think.

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago
[–] jcarax@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's wrong with raisins in bread pudding? Some people prefer without, like nuts in banana bread, but it's pretty common here in the states.

Or did he just pile dried raisins on top? We usually mix them in so they rehydrate during the cooking, or I like to rehydrate in some booze for stuff like that.

[–] Juno@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

A+ on the rehydrate w booze. Try wine, it's like watching a dead vampire get rejuvenated in a pool of... wine

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Sultanas taste very different. Raisins are good.

[–] dlhextall@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

That video was a pain to watch, but kimchi in a grilled cheese is good though.

[–] PurpleReign@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To me, it looks like he was on vacation traveling, but needed to get a quick video in to keep his schedule and just said "fuck it".

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It still amazes me that he just posted that shit. It didn't take him that long to make the sandwich, so just remake it and melt the cheese this time.

[–] Casmael@geddit.social 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah it’s actually really confusing isn’t it. Surely you’d just say okay lads that one didn’t work out let’s redo it?

[–] EetFuk1059@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fucking hell! That looks terrible.

[–] pazukaza@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] xantoxis@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Splitdipless@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

If anyone needs some grill-cheese pron: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbdUGdxX7ww [SFW]

[–] keeb420@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean the guy who got beat by James May in a cooking competition?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 1 year ago

'you disappoint me, Ramsay'

[–] thathoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Grilled cheese: bread, cheese, maybe butter

Melt (not grilled cheese): bread, cheese, butter, other things

https://www.reddit.com/r/grilledcheese/comments/2or1p3/you_people_make_me_sick/

[–] Huxleywaswrite@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

C'mon son, can we not bring that argument over from reddit.

[–] cygnus@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rare miss from Gordo. I use his asparagus cooking method all the time (and I love how the video doesn't have 5 minutes of padding content) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtkm2NsiUvc

[–] n3m37h@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Rare, but how does one fuck up a grilled cheese? Then say fuck it let's air that!

There was also the time he yelled at someone for needing to use a skewer to hold a burger together but does that all the time himself

Can't help but hate on that ignoramus

[–] _number8_@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

he perpetuates an absolutely shitty & outdated work culture. no one should be screamed at no matter how important the twat at table 6's scallops are

i like the clip where he fires a dude for drinking water

[–] jcarax@beehaw.org 10 points 1 year ago

Oh geez, as soon as he shows the cheeses he's using, it's so obvious it will never melt. What the heck was he thinking. And if you're talking up the spiciness of the pepper berries in the one cheese, why totally overwhelm that with kimchi.

That’s disgusting

[–] Fortychops@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

This is one of the sandwiches ever made.

[–] pi3r8@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

No wonder he chose to cry.

[–] w111@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

This is a train wreck, but I like Ramsay.

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