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Throughout October, I'll be drawing a piece of Konsi art every day as a Drawtober challenge. Here's the prompts I'll be using.

You can find the art on Mastodon, Tumblr, Bsky, or Twitter. First two are best.


Over the years, DnD sources have offered many different scripts for the celestial alphabet. I'm using a pretty old one here, largely because I like how it looks.

The glyphs translate to "ZETEMA" - which will be of no use to anyone trying to figure out what spell she just cast.

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[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sorry for all the people who wanted to see the rabbit go to town.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago

That's ok, the fact that she maintains the angry eyes while in flight made up for it.

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 18 points 1 year ago

Its ok, I will not hop to conclusion. Im sure youre doing it furr a good reason.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 42 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Since I know people will want it, here's the glyph set I'm using for celestial.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I copied Konsi's first two poses from professional baseball photographs. I love how exaggerated baseball throws are.

[–] Avalon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I love the dedication and work you put into this!

[–] degen@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

I like how the first one is basically just a Jojo pose lol

[–] astar26@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

OK that's really funny, I didn't understand why it resembles Hebrew and this is very very close (letter names are even the same).

Ignoring the table and reading it in Yiddish (which uses the same letters as in Hebrew with different pronunciation) this read closely to “oh my god“ ("omeged" but close enough)

Edit: reading right to left, of course.

[–] felbane@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

ermagerd omeged

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Zetema?

Edit: I realize that E, I and O are the same, so it could be zitoma or something

Edit 2: Yo I got it right!

[–] Lazerbeams2@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought it looked a lot like Hebrew. You did write it backwards though. And it's out of order in this picture too, ז is the 7th letter in the Hebrew alphabet but here it's listed as the last

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe this "celestial alphabet" was based loosely on hebrew yes. They've more recently replaced it with their own glyphs, but also not officially published them all so... (shrug) - I just liked the shapes.

[–] Lazerbeams2@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago

It's actually pretty close to Hebrew with sharper lines and a bunch of added dots and flourishes

[–] LastYearsPumpkin@feddit.ch 19 points 1 year ago

This shit is quality, and the art is getting noticeably better as it goes on.

[–] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Cheers to the captain, who is yelling "No surrender!" as his comrades charge a smol priestess and her pet rabbit.

His level of extra is commendable.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The glyphs translate to "ZETEMA" - which will be of no use to anyone trying to figure out what spell she just cast.

I just assumed she was casting something to transform Razira back into her own body so she could lay the smack down.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She is - but you might as well cast a useful spell when you do that...

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm imagining Konsi doing the mickey surprise tool pose and now I wish I could draw.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The closest I have are these:

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where did she get the tears in her ears?

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From her goblin clan originally.

She's just had a lot of high level healing magic applied to her during her adventuring ties, so little nips like that tend to heal out. (The DMG actually has some guidelines for what levels of magic can heal various forms of minor permanent marks like scarring etc - it's interesting)

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What page are those guidelines on?

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My DMG is on DnDB so it doesn't have page numbers - I'm getting it from the "lingering injuries" table in chapter 9.

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But dropping a polymorph doesnt require casting. Just to stop concentrating

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago

But why wouldn't you cast something?
It's a two-fer!

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Just read the title of your post and realized you were saying that she was casting a different spell, which ended her rabbit transformation spell.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago
[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

I guess Razira can deflect blades with her thighs.

Good for you, Konsi. Good for you.

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 year ago

I have watched this several times and just now notice that the henchman repeating the gah is a kenku and this is hilarious :)

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She has Strength, Sword's Dance, Heavy Slam, and Body Press

[–] The_Cleanup_Batter@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

I hope Konsi survives her first encounter :)

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

NOW YOU FUCKED UP NOW YOU FUCKED UP NOW YOU HAVE FUCKED UP

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

If this comic series ends in the Lincoln assassination, it truly would be a twist no one saw coming.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You have fucked up now

[–] ag_roberston_author@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well it has to be a bonus action cleric spell with concentration because throwing an object is an action, so the options are: Shield of Faith, Holy Weapon or Spirit Shroud. She's not holding a weapon, and it doesn't look like she's summoning spirits of the dead, so I'm going to go with she is casting Shield of Faith.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In this case, I did pick a spell that's a full action. Assume for mechanical accuracy that Konsi's not really "throwing" the rabbit, but the rabbit is jumping, which is what's really giving the distance.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The most powerful spell component: a flexible GM

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 year ago

In this case, even more powerful and deadly: Artistic License

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

Throwing a polymorphed rabbit would be interaction with an object because I love my players and their creativity

[–] Shhalahr@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pulled off so expertly. Have they done this before?

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 year ago

Not this specifically, no... but they're both pretty seasoned adventurers.

[–] TechieDamien@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

My guess is spirit guardians. With the 3 attackers coming over, it would be a shame if they had to take damage to get close enough to attack.