this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2023
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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(Shamelessly stolen from an imgur dump, but I felt like it belongs here)

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[–] Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago

I read this while taking a shit. How appropriate.

[–] ChaosCharlie@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is actually from a really good Stuart Jones joke. I was cackling the first few times I heard it, definitely worth a watch:

https://youtu.be/0YAmp7rJLWk?si=koLAibRMUJnmG6c_

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[–] ChaosCharlie@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago
[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

See I know a lot of people that use hot shit the opposite way, to mean it's very bad quality.

[–] uzay@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago

That's hot garbage

[–] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

Ratshit also means exhausted/sick/hungover to most Australians

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 year ago

"shit" - Not good

[–] Poopmeister@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

They are circling, bo-bandy. Look, I’m mowing the air!

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

D'ya know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 4 points 1 year ago

Its relative. Horse shit is gold if you have a garden, people look for it and pay for it since it creates very fertile ground.

[–] Enigma@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Anyone else remember that long winded story about the Schitt family?

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This is actually very helpful for English as a second language learners.

[–] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

It looks like 'ratshit' is misspelled

Squirrel shit - Topic

[–] Antitrust7668@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A comedian named ISMO did a funny skit on this

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[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

I thought about that shit yesterday

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee -5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pee poop fart shit - word diharhea