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[–] cypher_greyhat@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago (3 children)

When C++ changes your gender.

[–] vicfic@iusearchlinux.fyi 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

All programmers are secretly femboys.

[–] palordrolap@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Huh. I should probably shave this beard.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

No,no. leave it on. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Sh1nyM3t4l4ss@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I thought that was Rust's job! Rust can only be mastered by trans women and femboys.

[–] conneru64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

I thought that was a joke while I was learning Rust, but then it actually happened to me :3

[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

what about haskell!?!?

[–] nosurprises@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Nah, Rust is friendly to cisgender white men. It's its main feature.

[–] Napain@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A gender in DEEZ NUTS!!

... Did I do it right?

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Not exactly but the enthusiasm is there.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm not even there yet, I'm just trying to resolve my IDE configuration issues

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me irl spending an hour trying to figure out why vscode reformats pasted code by 2 spaces when I've set 4 spaces for indent as the default.... so I could write ten lines of code (as a hobbyist)...

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

SPACES FOR INDENTS???!? 😤

You're one of these pre-incrementers? smh

[–] aracebo@unilem.org 1 points 1 year ago

My manager was helping me debug someone else's embedded firmware and the first thing he did was change the Keil preferences from tabs to spaces :/

[–] JATtho@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Me:

  • Need to debug a program
  • Debugger doesn't work
  • Need to debug the debugger
  • ...
  • Look at a hardware bug in the CPU that breaks ptrace syscall /s
  • Go find a bucket of sand.
[–] AlexDawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I'm not even even there yet, I am still installing my 37th loading bar plugin

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mojo@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's an anime meme or something, no idea why it's in this community.

[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

its both, a meme about having to debug c++ code i guess

[–] InternetLefty@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"lexicon.obj : error LNK2019: unresolved external symbol "void __cdecl Error(class std::basic_string,class std::allocator >)" (?Error@@YAXV?$basic_string@DU?$char_traits@D@std@@V?$allocator@D@2@@std@@@Z) referenced in function "private: void __thiscall Vector::checkRange(int,char const *)" (?checkRange@?$Vector@UcharT@Lexicon@@@@AAEXHPBD@Z)" 😭

[–] raubarno@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Anime source btw: OreGairu

[–] saplyng@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm currently in dependency hell trying to compile a zip formatted react native program I've been given

[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago
[–] hypertown@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

!programmeranimemes@lemmy.world

[–] tccpdi@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Good meme, cheers

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I wish I was doing passion projects