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C++ Meme (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by Napain@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] cypher_greyhat@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago (3 children)

When C++ changes your gender.

[–] vicfic@iusearchlinux.fyi 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

All programmers are secretly femboys.

[–] cypher_greyhat@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Can confirm.

[–] palordrolap@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Huh. I should probably shave this beard.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

No,no. leave it on. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Sh1nyM3t4l4ss@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I thought that was Rust's job! Rust can only be mastered by trans women and femboys.

[–] conneru64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

I thought that was a joke while I was learning Rust, but then it actually happened to me :3

[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

what about haskell!?!?

[–] nosurprises@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Nah, Rust is friendly to cisgender white men. It's its main feature.

[–] Napain@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what's a gender?

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A gender in DEEZ NUTS!!

... Did I do it right?

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Not exactly but the enthusiasm is there.