Now I'm curious what would happen if you treated someone with neuralink with an EMP
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THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN
THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA; THEY FORGOT THAT I’M HIM
I'm sitting on the ivory coast, eating vermillion snapper. War is all I think about.
I don’t know what any of that means.
Then clearly you haven't been staying on top of current events and popular gadgets.
- Neuralink is a brain chip funded by ~~Hitler~~ Elon Musk.
- Flipper Zero is a tool that lets knowledgeable people hack into and do various things with devices that use radio waves.
- "Cutting off" is when a driver changes lanes in front of another driver without keeping a safe distance between vehicles.
- "Flipping off" is when you show someone your middle finger in an insulting manner.
- Traffic is caused by people in cars who neither understand how to keep a proper following distance, nor how the passing lane works. It can also be a symptom of poor public transport infrastructure.
As far as gender dysphoria... I'll let someone more experienced in the subject tackle that one for me.
And this is why I am not getting cybernetics, my mental health has shit the bed enough already
But think of the orgasm button. I know that can't end well, but what a way to go.
Lmao I'm asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you're going with this but you're accidentally not helping (and it's not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
Well, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em.
What about a button to turn OFF...no, that's not much help either...
Fine, you can have your damned exemption.
I thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
Yes, but what about second orgasm button?
Maybe it moved? Best to check, just in case
Not sure, mine's in my weiner I think?
I'd be shooting dust within an hour.
Ghost in the Shell has convinced me that even if they become available in my lifetime, it's probably best to stay away.
You mean Snow Crash right?
Brutal
They're using English, yet I still need a translator 😅
"Guy with a brain implant cut me off in traffic, so I used a hacking device to make him feel uncomfortable with his gender."
I'm sure someone will cherry pick the semantics, but that's the gist of it.
Lol