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[–] Kranerian@kbin.social 85 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm in my 30s and still do that. No reason to spend extra effort to give out info they don't need.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago

I check to see if I can put February 30th (less common of an error these days) on the oldest year they'll let me. 29th if 30th isn't an option and try to select a really old non leap year

[–] Jagermo@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

I always go back further. 1642 or 1865 for example

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll take 08.19.1995, the cross sum is 42.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On the one hand, I disapprove of unnecessary math, but on the other, I approve of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference.. That's too big a dilemma before my second cup of coffee!

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Enjoy your coffee good VikingHippie! May there rest of the day be easier for you.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks! May the rest of your day be good and easy too!

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 77 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Let's not start that crap of censoring incredibly stupid words on this website. Let's leave that in the past.

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They said incredibly stupid words.

Some words should stay censored.

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

you know what, its best to just never mention the word entirely

[–] dansity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You must write p"rn, if you write porn a christian underage instantly becomes gay just by seeing the word.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Is it one more every time you write it? Because if so, I'd like to add porn porn pornity porn with extra porn on the side 🤷

[–] red@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

He used "shit" in another post's title. But porn? Oh Jesus Christ better censor that!

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

In a little over 5 months, I won't have to lie anymore...
Obviously, I am not old. But it feels odd. I vividly remember thinking that "9th graders are really old". I remember waiting to turn 13 to play PUBG (it was in the license agreement, and I actually took the time to read it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯). Hell, I even thought the 6 year old kindergartners were old when I was 3.
I'll probably think back to writing this comment in 10 years.
The time feels weird with all the memories piling up.
I am overthinking again. Sorry.

[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s just how life works. Wait until you get to be in your 40s or 50s and your doctor is younger than you, and so is you boss.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A 6 year old kindergartener does sound kinda old tho

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

The last grade is 5-6 year old. So just about to leave.

[–] Mambert@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

When I was 18 I remember selecting "yes I'm over 18" for the first real time. I was just hit with the reality of "Oh. I'm not doing anything naughty anymore. I'm not in the wrong at all. I am now just a dude watching porn." hits harder than you think.

[–] etuomaala@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shoulda gone with jan 1 1970.

[–] collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was born at second zero!

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[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Way to wild, all this lysergic acid diethylamide 25 on sugar....

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

That’s the start of the Unix epoch.

Nerd version of 1900-01-01.

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The effects of Lysergsäurediethylamid were discovered in 1943 though.

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[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

Not to mention the monosodium glutamate...

[–] railsdev@programming.dev 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine logging into PornHub at 123 years of age

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

🍆💦💦💦

[–] Eavolution@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Almost everything I just put 01.01.2000 because quite frankly websites have no business knowing my actual birthday.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've been doing that longer than 2000 has been old enough, so it's been Jan 1, 1990 for me.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

I've been doing that longer than 1990 has been old enough, so it's been 1.1.1980 for me.

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hear at that age you unlock Porn 2

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its just photos of people sleeping peacefully without being tormented by anxiety about the everything

[–] DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Me making an account:"yeah, Moses was a cool dude"

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Love having a Logitech MX, you just flick the mousewheel and it'll gooooooooooo

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 11 points 1 year ago

A can of compressed air and it'll BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

Sooo... you're telling me you're older than Earth, huh?

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How long until we're all born Jan 1 2000?

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 26 points 1 year ago

5 years ago

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I like 1/1/1 (2001-01-01) better.

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Wassup, my Unix time bro

[–] Yerbouti@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Hey, that's my birthday too, everytime I get asked!

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

April 20, 1969 is a go-to.

[–] doctorn@r.nf 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now I need to know what "ultra porn" is...

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about those of us who are actually 123 years old?

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