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United States of Lee (after General Robert Lee)
New motto
All For Me and None For Thee
Hey now - why go with Lee when you could go with Forrest and celebrate the first leader of the KKK.
Also, much better statutes.
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Dumbfuckistan
Brawndoland
President Camacho would be a marked improvement.
united states of fuck you, i got mine.
Donald Trump’s Best, Biggest Country in the World, the Biggest, Juiciest Country there is, you know it, folks, No Illegals Allowed, No Fentanyl, All the Guns! And Covfefe!
American States of Maga
And yes, it is infinitely recursive.
The only correct answer.
Whatever the natives decide on tbh. Turtle island is popular but applies to the continent not the country
Divided States of Affairs
Annual bidding by major corporations for the opportunity to rename the country each year, stadium style.
Let's go United States of Waste Management
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Vespucciland
The birth place of Jesus
That's so Utah.
Bonerland
Just revert to using the old name: Vinland.
Annex of Denmark
We have dibs. But I think we'd welcome another Whisky War ;-)
Denmark 2: American Boogaloo
Pants of Canada
Well, we’ve got Floridick ready and waiting, so that works, but I’m sorry about the itchiness and rash you’re gonna probably want to treat. We’re more like Canada’s Dirty Diaper these days.
Well pants is British for underwear, so it still works!
El Gabacho
George Soros' United Commune of Mexifornia
Shitstain
After Hispaniola they made a brief slave raid in the Bahamas, capturing 232 Lucayans, and then returned to Spain.[34] src
i think the cult would call him 'one of the good ones'
Returned to Spain? Traitor!
Hmm, idiocracy fits I guess. Seems to describe our country well enough.
“Yucatán”
Which means “the end of your finger” because the Spanish asked some folks what they were pointing at and they didn’t understand the question
Trumpland. Trumptopia. United states of Trump. Trumplvania. The new republic of Trump.
Just testing the "no wrong answers"
You missed Trumpistan
United States of America (temporary). America as a country isn't making it much longer anyway so no need to think about it too much.
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Hell.