A "real job", meaning one where the surplus value of your labor goes mostly to somebody else.

1. Take control of the system
2. Abuse the system until it breaks The system no longer functions, as expected. This prevents the system from leaking revenue
3. Claim this broken system is unnecessary junk
4. Remove the junk
5. Repeat as necessary Logical conclusion: total destruction of money leaking service sectors without firing a single person. Avoid payouts related to severance because everyone "quit." Save any costs those services were spending.
6. Profit

Get a real job says interchangable blonde who wears red dresses that has been on fox since it's inception.

Ah, the Fox Business brain trust peddles its economic logic—golden parachutes for public servants framed as fiscal savviness. “Get a real job” drips with the private sector’s trademark disdain for anyone not chasing quarterly bonuses. Federal work—infrastructure, disaster response, public health—reduced to a punchline in their profit-worshiping catechism.

The arithmetic is perfect: swap lifelong stability for a one-time payout and genuflect before the gig economy’s algorithmic altar. Feast on capitalism’s crumbs before the vultures pick the bones clean. When has short-termism ever collapsed industries or gutted pensions? The real crisis? A world where civil service is mocked while hedge fund carnage gets tax breaks.

"Get a real job" says person to audience who view her as a walking uterus

The irony that a News Anchor is telling Federal Workers to get a "real job" when she could get one herself

I'm a federal employee and have been for 25 years.

Some years back my parents were visiting from Florida and asked to borrow a car (I had two), and I said sure. Then, later, I said something about how busy work had been, and my father starts laughing at how funny that is - and calls my older brother - so they can share a laugh about me "working hard". Both lifelong Republicans, I will note.

I was like, hey, did you want to borrow the car that my hard work paid for, or not?

When I called them out on it, they said I was absolutely correct and apologized.

Bold card for someone who puts on makeup and reads a teleprompter for 3 hours a week.

Fox host wouldn't know a real job if it konked them out

I hope someone punches her in the mouth.

Funny how they’ll say this to federal workers, but they won’t say shit to the military who are living the socialist dream.

Huffing Donald Trump's farts isn't a "job."

And many of the people I've talked to among different agencies are taking this offer. Those that were sort of close to retirement, for example December and the like.

So wait, is this dumb bitch expecting us to believe these people are forgoing their entire retirement for a few months pay? Or does she expect us to believe that retiring them a few months early and saving one or two months pay (basically fucking pennies) is saving significant government money? I genuinely don't know what else she could mean.

I guess that's what they do though. Throw out useless anecdotes, say it's a good thing, and let the user generate feelings based off it while having no idea what it actually means.

The lowest paid federal worker is still more important than any Fox shill

Does hosting a fake news show qualify as a real job?

Right back at you.

...Says the talking sex doll masquerading as a reporter.

Imagine saying this to someone who works at NASA.

Right back at ya bitch

Every federal employee I know could easily triple their pay by going into private sector.

I anticipate we'll need to rehire them as contractors at triple the pay.

That's a bold statement coming from a actor on Fox news

Self-awareness: this woman lacks it.

Federal workers to Fox: "Get fucked."

Even if I wanted to take the deal I'd have to work until 5/15 anyway because of the agency I work for. I haven't heard of anyone taking it around me.

I think that comment works better the other way around.