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Is it me or does the boxes holding the phaser look like a printer?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 111 points 1 week ago (5 children)

That's absolutely a stack of tool boxes and crates.

Post-scarcity society that can turn energy into matter and engineers will STILL stack random shit in the lab instead of making a proper mount.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Extra funny since they could just replicate the perfect mount just as easily

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

He could but Geordi knows if he starts down that path he'll spend all day picking the right texture and infill pattern.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They are filled with rocks as is procedure for testing unknown phaser weapons.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

smacks phaser

"That ain't going anywhere"

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Nice to see the Brazilian engineering traditions of gambiarra and "extreme go horse" are still used in the future

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

They don't teach you that at the dastrum institute

[–] lime@feddit.nu 15 points 1 week ago

it's more fun that way, get off my ass!

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

It's actually a plastic cart, those solid looking parts are drawers, that I believe swing out. My parents have one in black, coincidentally. I've noticed it a couple times.

[–] nnullzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Looks like Festool tool carts

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 66 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not as severe as this, but I always found it uncomfortable that the patients in medical have no privacy what so ever.

[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sometimes they get a glittery blanket to hide under.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fun fact: those blankets are made from the skins of Twilight vampires

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Also fun fact: Start Trek cannon for TNG says there are dolphins in the enterprise that have some critical function for ship operations. I think they're supposed to be evolved and sentient or something like that.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You should watch Lower Decks.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you think they know the dolphins from SeaQuest DSV?

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

And are any of them descendants of Flipper?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That multi-purpose glitter fabric tho, omg, I always hated it so much.

[–] PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"I'm cold"

"here, use this glitter blanket"

"the fuck?"

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

"I needed a picnic blanket"

"here, use this thinn glitter blanket"

"the fuck?"

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

"This is really thin and uncomfortable."

"Yeah, but it's all, like, futuristic and shit!"

Dr. Phlox knew how to take care of his patients.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago

Look boys, a space anomaly! Wow. Never seen anything like it. Let's drive our spaceship full of families and children right into it! Probes? No no no no. The whole ship!

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago

The same place they tested that completely unknown device that exploded lightning and nearly killed Data. So the next step they took was recreating the condtions and making it explode again to zap Data because he enjoyed the feeling of a near death experience.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Look it's fine, they pointed it AWAY from the warp core, what more do you want?

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's either pointed directly at the warp core OR directly at Data's chest

[–] errer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Data’s prolly into that shit

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

That's how he learns to dream

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Should we stand directly behind the tests? Should we do this in the cargo bay? Should we be behind some sort of protective screen?

All questions Geordie did not ask.

Also looks like the devices are just sat on top of boxes.

[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where did they get those boxes. I've never seen them on the show before.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Definitely moving boxes. Probably geordies own. Hasn’t unpacked yet 😆

[–] sumguyonline@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

But they used a level 9 containment shield! Klavin! The shuttle bay would have been a smarter choice but that warp coil mock up cost a LOT of money and they were damn well using it!

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a lot worse than just next to the warp core too. It's pointed directly at it and there is absolutely no backstop to that tiny target save for the core itself.

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

You've got it backwards. The phaser's pointed directly away from the warp core, so the safest possible direction. Geordie's at the phaser end, and Data's the one relying on a tiny little target getting hit and using his own body as a backstop.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What could go wrong? It's not like inertial dampeners ever stop working. People never get shaken around or thrown out of their chairs.

Shit's stable.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

Only one crisis per episode please. Thank you, universe

Science doesn't progress without a few hiccups along the way.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

To be fair, the warp core is heavily shielded. That's still pretty wild though.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wasn't Geordie brainwashed by Romulans at that time?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

True.
That's why he behaved extra normal.

Did we ever found out which of the Romulans had that affair with him (that supposedly happened on Risa)? I bet the brainwash tech only went so far & someone had to do the rest manually.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

And with scanning equipment everywhere around, the thing itself was brought aboard particle by particle via the transporter.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Every so often a scene like this shows up to ruin my competency porn.

[–] Shawdow194@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago