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[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 140 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Me and my buddies spoke about "Oregano" in High School often, but I don't think we were having the same sort of conversation

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was too much of a nerd that I joined a informal high school circle where they hike and talked about "plants and trees" and all they did was smoke pot where I wanted to discuss invasive species to the forest population.

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

This is a hilarious story and I love it.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Just young spice enthusiasts.

[–] keinBloudsinn@lemmings.world 35 points 1 day ago

The spice must flow

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Back then, the only spice we had was old.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Best kind. I put it on my balls when they gave it out in sex ed class.

I had fresh balls with a rash.

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

4th grade bro. I was dumb.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I overheard some of my students (16-18 years old) during lunchtime today. They were all standing over a phone, looking at a photo.

"Is that a dead deer?!". "It looks like a dead deer" said another. "Oh I thought it was a dead deer too".

Then they all agreed it was a french bulldog. WTF?!

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 83 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They were speaking about this meme:

It has a backstory related to recent events: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-laughing-at-dead-deer

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 83 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Elon Musk and Rick and Morty co-creator Justin Roiland hosted an episode of PewDiePie's YouTube series Meme Review titled "Will Smith hosts Meme Review"

Holy fucknuggets, how can there be that much cringe in one location

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Man, my view of them in 2019 is sooo much different than my view of them today.

[–] 000999@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn't even know Roiland had been canceled until I saw this comment (yes I live under a rock)

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. There’s some articles that go into how much of a hindrance he was to the actual creative process of Rick and Morty, which I found surprising and disappointing.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I only recently watched gravity falls, and man is it weird to hear his voice show up. And it really shows me just how one note he is at times.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Dude yeah I was thinking about that recently, like comparing Roiland's one-noted-ness to someone like H. Jon Benjamin's one-noted-ness, and how different they are. Like, you hear Roiland's Lemongrab, or Rick, or Morty, or the alien from Solar Opposites, and you're just like huh, the same guy voices all of those characters. They don't sound identical, but I can tell it's the same VA. But then you listen to Bob from Bob's Burgers and Archer from Archer, and Coach McGuirk from Home Videos and you almost don't realize at first that those three characters are voiced by the same guy, even though their voices are almost identical. Idk, I just think it's kinda wild

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

No I notice, for a while I couldn't stop picturing Coach McGuirk screaming "Lana!" Lol, still picture him making burgers if I'm not watching the show but can hear it. I still love it though, same with Patrick Warburton.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

holy shit I thought this was just a meme because a tesla autopilot hit a deer or something. he actually burst out laughing at an actual dead deer? jesus fucking christ... totally not serial killer energy

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Was the bulldog ok though?

[–] Lenny@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 day ago

Shut up Donny! You’re out of your element!

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 day ago (16 children)

At 14 I was talking about Gianna Michaels tits. Looks like we are progressing.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Gianna Michaels

I hope in retirement she has peace. She was the top star for such a long time. Or if she's not retired and just doing customs, I hope she's getting to pick stuff she wants to do. But really I hope she's just retired somewhere sipping a fruity drink and getting the therapy it takes to navigate a society that hates you for doing the thing it paid you to do

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

I did a cursory search on DDG and everything felt like it was written by an LLM.

Internet search is dead.

[–] UniversalMonk@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She's leveraging her porn career into high price escorting and looks dead inside.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 day ago

Welp. I wish we didn't live in a world that both drives people to sex work for survival AND demeans them for doing it

[–] keinBloudsinn@lemmings.world 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

A nice pair of tits yeah

She certainly took care of a lot of cocks.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago

Both boobies and tits

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 0 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I always found her face annoying. Like a punchable face. And her boobs are big but nothing special. Now Hanna Hilton on the other hand ... 🤤

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's the fault of those woke leftist school lunch policies that kids these days eat well enough to know what fresh basil is.

(Or "kids those days ate," at least, because that policy is long gone due to Trump.)

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't think I knew what fresh basil was till I was 30.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Sorry bud, you have no credibility in this post

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