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They're called "canberries" in my house. I love them!

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

My wife criticizes me for trying to get it out of that can without breaking up or cracks. She doesn't understand how to perfectly plate a meal.

[–] ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I once had what I thought was slices of canned cranberry sauce at a buffet. I ate one slice and said "These cranberries are terrible!" Turns out they were beet slices.

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 4 points 18 hours ago

Beets are good, if that is what you wanted to eat. lol

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Are you fucking kidding me, Cranberry Sauce from a can if delightful, and the perfect accoutrement to a Turkey dinner. Have you ever had fresh cranberry sauce? It sucks donkey dicks. Gimme the can, gimme your can, I want the can.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Yeah idk why...but sometimes I get to try cranberry sauce that someone made and I just don't really like that. Gimme that jello shit any day instead.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 3 points 20 hours ago

I made fresh cranberry sauce this year and thought it was badass

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I feel that way about instant mashed potatoes. The texture is just better.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

You disgust me.

[–] peached_whale@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

"all you can eat" is insane

[–] ModestMeme@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

The slice with the expiration date and lot number imprinted on it is the lucky slice

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Mash it and mix it with hot meat fat to make it liquid

Tried it with left over duck fat & cranberry sauce