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How would a man wear pants?

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[โ€“] lowleveldata@programming.dev 89 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's disturbing! Lucky we men never wear pants IRL

[โ€“] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

wait, but i do....

guess what...๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

[โ€“] Lurker@lemmy.zip 86 points 1 year ago

This makes me so uncomfortable. I've beat off like 3 times now. Disgusting.

[โ€“] li10@feddit.uk 76 points 1 year ago (3 children)

bro, whyโ€™ve they drawn him so hot??

not even gay btw, but this shit could turn a mfer

[โ€“] subignition@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago

The bi vibes are strong with this one

[โ€“] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 year ago

something something fighting demons

[โ€“] McScience 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I'm past pretending I wouldn't pork certain dudes. Like, you present the meat bouquet depicted here and I'll pluck a rose or two.

[โ€“] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want to wear pants like the first one.

[โ€“] ares35@kbin.social 40 points 1 year ago

business up front, party in the back.

[โ€“] bellly@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

man shouldnt wear pants at all ๐Ÿคค

[โ€“] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

can't tell, i think i need a back view

[โ€“] unreachable@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

yes, absolutely

plot twist those are two different people and it's date night

[โ€“] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

As a man currently wearing pants, like #2. Pants do not have 4 legs. The clothing item represented by #1 is not pants. If it had a back, or might be a body suit.

[โ€“] 18107@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

It's a good thing men don't actually exist. We'd have quite a conundrum otherwise.

[โ€“] Dasnap@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They should be wearing them on their front legs.

[โ€“] Duranie@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago

I don't know if "should" is really the right word here, but I like your thinking.

[โ€“] HeckGazer@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why tf would we even allow men to wear pants, silly question

[โ€“] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] Thranduil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well pants only have 2 legs so it would be the right one

[โ€“] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's obviously not the wrong one so it must be the right one but which of these is the right one?

[โ€“] Thranduil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks for clarification!

[โ€“] noxy@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago

I would absolutely wear #1. Temperature regulation would be so easy - too hot? lie on belly. too cold? lie back on a blanket.

Man is sexy

[โ€“] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Dat @zz wowza