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Dull Men's Club

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An unofficial chapter of the popular Dull Men's Club.

https://dullmensclub.com/

1. Relevant commentary on your own dull life. Posts should be about your own dull, lived experience. This is our most important rule. Direct questions, random thoughts, comment baiting, advice seeking, many uses of "discuss" rarely comply with this rule.

2. Original, Fresh, Meaningful Content.

3. Avoid repetitive topics.

4. This is not a search engine or advice forum.
Use a search engine, a tradesperson, Reddit, friends, a specialist Facebook group, apps, Wikipedia, an AI chat, a reverse image search etc. to answer simple questions, identify objects or get advice. We accept very few questions, and they must be over topics much more difficult than what is easily discoverable with a search. Also see rule 1, “comment baiting”.

5. Keep it dull. If it puts us to sleep, it’s on the right track. Examples of likely not dull: jokes, gross stuff (including toes), politics, religion, royalty, illness or injury, killing things for fun, or promotional content. Feel free to post these elsewhere.

6. Not hate speech, sexism, or bullying No sexism, hate speech, degrading or excessively foul language, or other harmful language. No othering or dehumanizing of anyone or negativity towards any gender identity.

7. Proofread before posting. Use good grammar and punctuation. Avoid useless phrases. Some examples: - starting a post with "So" - starting a post with pointless phrases, like "I hope this is allowed" or “this is my first post” Only share good quality, cropped images. Do not share screenshots of images; share the original image.

8. All polls must have an "Africa, by Toto" option. Why? Because we hear the drums echoing tonight.

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[–] ohshittheyknow@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 hours ago

Double yolk, Fuck yeah!

[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 19 points 18 hours ago

Look at the high roller over here, able to afford to cook 2 eggs at once. Even has the gall to take 3 yolks for themselves. Looks delicious tho

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Dull Men's Club? Sorry, I'm confused - cuz this seems like a kickass way to start the day. Am I a dull man?

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

I did say it would be the highlight...

[–] _____@lemm.ee 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

God I love breakfast, although I've been fasting until noon so I don't have breakfast during breakfast anymore 🤔

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Breakfast for lunch or dinner is awesome.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

There is no bad time of day for bacon eggs and toast and I will die on this hill.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 7 points 18 hours ago

Good looking cast iron

[–] andyburke@fedia.io 6 points 18 hours ago

I eat toast. I worry this isn't dull enough. 😅

[–] PoorYorick@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

That's the breakfast of champions right there. Also great looking cast iron.

[–] datendefekt@feddit.org 3 points 18 hours ago

Wow, two yolks for the price of one!

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Someone you know may be pregnant with twins.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I am inspired to prepare egges.

Edit: My wife was preparing two of the last three egges, leaving just one egge for me. Since I wanted two egges, that was insufficient, and so I prepared zero egges.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Im confused. Surely if you were hoping for two eggs, one egg would be better than zero eggs.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 1 points 12 hours ago

Knowing that one egg would joy be enough, that would have meant also making a little bit of something else. I did not want to prepare two different things.

Instead, I just made a sufficient amount of something else.

[–] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 1 points 16 hours ago

Mmmm. Sunny side up. They look delicious

[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Delicious looking grease layer, were you cooking bacon in there?

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I always use half bacon grease half butter.

[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 1 points 15 hours ago

Solid mix. I use coconut oil because I’m trying to pretend I’m healthy, but nothing really beats animal fat.