Do it while ya can. You never know when some asshat will crash a car right in front of you and you can't. If any sheilas are up for gimp stuck in bed dating or want US citizenship for some dumb reason...
this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2025
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If it helps you feel better, I know hundreds of people who have both legs and are still sheila-less
Oh I am even worse. I appear fine and fully mobile. I have lots of small damage down my entire cervical and thoracic spine. I took the equivalent of a head first dive from a 10 story building wearing a bicycle helmet and survived. My issue is posture. It is particularly cruel because I just seem weird and tense and can't control conversation well. You can't see the pain and how I'm falling apart just to sit up or stand. I lost my ability to be myself and function unless I am lying reclined.
The most motivational quote seen in a long time. Thanks chap.
Very well, then.
Try chatting up a trans girl on Discord
Just be careful because most of the beautiful Sheilas will do a death roll on you
Crikey, she's really pissed off!
Or stab you through the heart with a barb.