Do it while ya can. You never know when some asshat will crash a car right in front of you and you can't. If any sheilas are up for gimp stuck in bed dating or want US citizenship for some dumb reason...
this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2025
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The most motivational quote seen in a long time. Thanks chap.
Try chatting up a trans girl on Discord
Very well, then.
Just be careful because most of the beautiful Sheilas will do a death roll on you
Or stab you through the heart with a barb.