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[–] irkli@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My invisible sky magician is gonna beat up your invisible sky magician.

[–] Alkider@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Leaked dark magician variant

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[–] sotolf@programming.dev 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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Picture of A wildlife photographer marked "The rest of the church" taking pictures out of the frame towards a text marked "Women getting abortions" While prominently in the backgrounds there are two rhinos fucking, the fucker is marked "Priests" and the fuckee "Children"

[–] demystify@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good hum... Ah, sorry, old habits.

[–] sotolf@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

goodbot.exe IS VERY PLEASED FELLOW HUMAN.

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I mean, they care about it....when it happens to someone they know.

It's much more important to concentrate on keeping white men, or....other color men...I guess...at the top of the food chain. Can't have any of them uppity women thinking they can be a man now, ya hear? What happened to the good o'le Trad wife? There was respect in that there profession. No....too good for the modern woman.

It's tragic that all of us God fearing men have to consistently subjugate those around us because the only two things that we've ever accomplished in our life times is being born white, and being born a man....in America. It's like, we have no other self redeeming qualities so we have give meaning to our lives by trying to take it from those closest to us. Makes total fucking sense right?

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

priests...

arent they supposed to be the "voice of god" ?

i hate this

[–] pazukaza@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They are. God's just a bit kinky

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The guy turned a man's wife into salt because some unrelated dudes liked anal sex. "A bit kinky" doesn't cut it.

[–] Drystan_Furor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

8 year olds, Dude

[–] vd1n@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have a conspiracy that the Vatican is the Italian Mafia and they traffic kids within the Vatican/Catholic Church as well as criminally pressure politics and business world wide.

[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, what happens in Vatican, stays in Vatican 🤙

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 13 points 1 year ago

Why do priests wear frocks? So the boys don't hear the zipper

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Catholics that I know, aren't strictly against abortion.

[–] dtxer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The catholics that I know, are strictly against abortion.

[–] lue3099@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The abortions that I know, are strictly against Catholics.

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[–] cyberpiggy@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Like what's been happening at the BBC 🤣

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Boy am I glad this thread went down the way it did. Thank you Lemmy! Your heart is close to mine. This is something that's been missing on Reddit for a while. ♥️🙌

Now do "What would the world be better off without?" 🤭

[–] Toast@lemmy.film 3 points 1 year ago
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