Everyone who wanted to reply to you got seven paragraphs into a really interesting post then got bored and went to clean some dishes and when they came back they were afraid everyone would judge them (even though we all love you) and so deleted their draft comment.

For the next three days they'll feel a sense of dread when they recall this course of action but feel powerless to overcome it and actually just write out the damn comment.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Well, let me make it clear that I won't judge you for replying with your absurd amount of esoteric knowledge, love u, fellow lemmings <3

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Cant, too busy rabbit holing shopping for a laptop for someone else and investigating a stupid windows store app and browsing memes at work

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Alcohol was once a medicine, I prescribe to the old ways.

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So was laudanum, why stop in alcohol when you can go all the way!

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Laudanum needs to come back, it would certainly help with the hysteria.

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

I'm sure with the amount of anxiety in today's world we'd all get the recipe

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Bloodninja the Profane?

[–] flughoernchen@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Please tell me more

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dear child, sit and learn what the internet once knew.

[–] KillerWhale@orcas.enjoying.yachts 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bash.org was a special place

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

You mean IRC? Bash.org was just an archive with some chats people saved.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

That's right ladies I'm single

[–] BobsAccountant@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I am still trying to figure out if calling me {my name}-ipedia was purely in jest or if they secretly hate my voice, face and presence. You know, just a tuesday.

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 11 points 3 days ago

Seems like a compliment to me

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'd take it as a compliment, you seem knowledgeable.

[–] BobsAccountant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Thank you. I do try and take it that way. I was mostly joking and dovetailing it with our trope to overthink social situations.