Haha, what a fucking plonker. England is nowhere near Australia.
this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2025
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I'm mean, sure - it looks a long way if go the south-east route. But there's a short-cut if you go northwest - Iceland, Greenland, New Zealand, bosch.
Now you're thinking with portals!
Help, my map doesn't have New Zealand and I got lost
Is this a reference to that post about shipping mines to IKEA?
In case this wasn't sarcastic, the map doesn't wrap North to South like in Asteroids, it only wraps East to West, like Pac-Man.
What happens if you go due Norf then?
In case of the most common map, Mercator projection, if you go exactly due Norf you'll come out from the top of the map, facing due Souf, 180ยฐ of longitude (Eaft or Weft, doesn't matter) away.
The world is a donut?
No, it is an oval on top of a giant turtle.
In Asteroids โ yes.
Geography and English.