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By licking off the topping and sauce. The base gets reused for new pizza.
Blocked and reported for putting that disgusting image in my head! Ok jk but I think you win the thread
knife + fork + stacked slices, as Donald Trump was called out for on The Daily Show 17 years ago
You take it out of the oven, cut a slice as fast as you can and immediately bite down on it, holding it in your mouth until the cheese has completely fused with the roof of your mouth.
Underwater
ITT: there is evil in all of us.
...not eating it. And if you dislike pizza you get a vip seat in hell
My partner picks it up from underneath the slice and starts by eating the crust. To this day I'm still baffled by it.
The crust is a breadstick treat you get for finishing your slice
Especially true with deep dish/pan crust pizzas.
My wife rarely eats the crust on her pizza, which is fine by me since I'm happy to turn those pizza bones into free breadsticks.
When we used to order pizza in middle school, kids would fold the slices one on top of the other and eat them like a big sandwich. That was the most popular way to avoid questions about whether they would share it with others. Not to mention, most people snuck to the toilet for feasting.
Like regular pizza, but you use orange juice as a nice dipping sauce for it
Blend it
I was going to say "rolled up, crust to tip" but I'm curious what people think about my preferred way. I get all veggies on one pizza, all the meats on another, and combine them into a sandwich. Is that wrong?
Turn it into a curry.
Tikka marsala pizza sounds pretty damn good
Concentric slices.
One really long spiral slice.
I take two personal pizzas and cook them normally. I generally use the frozen ones from Costco and use one cheese and one pepperoni. I also have frozen hamburger patties from Kroger but they're the thin ones. I'm trying to lose weight, after all, so there's got to be sacrifices made. OK now I have those frozen rectangular hash browns like McDonald's sells, but mine are from Kroger again. I can generally cook all four items at once in my air fryer which is more of a convection toaster oven kind of deal. Anyway before I ramble on too long, I assemble a "hamburger" using the pizzas as buns and the rest is obvious. Apply mayo and/or American cheese or whatever like that Korean paste they use. Yum. I like to cut mine in half.
Those thin patties are great! This all started because I was tucking a folded one inside a Hot Pocket. You just split open one side and it becomes a literal hot pocket. Do not stick your ... oh never mind
I'm trying to lose weight, after all, so there's got to be sacrifices made.
How's that going for you?
How many does that feed?
Appetizer for one, obviously.
Next on Epic Meal Time we eat yo fuckin momma.
Wrap it in a tortilla
Heard me out. Was working a food trailer and the boss wrapped a slice in a tortilla, deep fried it and dressed it up like an enchilada. I thought he was being an idiot but it was actually really good.
Open the box. Leave it out for a week. Crumble it up once it's hard and stale. Put the bits in a bowl. Pour in some milk. Sprinkle some sugar and honey. You've made pizza cereal. Bonus points if you use chocolate milk.
My father uses a knife and fork to cut off the crust, eat in pieces, and then continues to use the knife and fork. It is so embarrassing whenever we're out.
infuse it into vegetable glycerine and vape it
- Place the plastic table on your nose
- Remove the crust and lick it like a rabbi at a circumcision
- Roll pieces 1,3,5 from tip to girth and arrange them into an F shape
- Roll pieces 2,4,6 from girth to tip and arrange them into a U shape.
- Thank the pizza guy who is holding the box still, and then slam the door in his face.
- Continue licking the crust you hid in your pocket, and then dial for another pizza
I seen my buddy roll and entire large pie and started to it eat from the center. I was disgusted and intrigued!
Bloody Mary garnish.
You throw it away, not eating it.
This reminds me of an article about how to pack your plastic shopping bags to avoid spoiling frozen and refredgerated items on the way back home. The article basically boiled down to: bring a cooling bag.
It's answering some question while completely disregarding the premise of the original question.
What. The. Fuck.
Fold it tip-to-crust with the sauce side facing out and then eat it from the middle-out.
Reading this comment made me simultaneously feel that there is no God and may God have mercy on your soul. Congratulating
Remove cheese and scrape off the remaining sauce. Roll what's left in the cheese. Feed it to your neighbor. By force if necessary. And yes. Throw away the crust. We are not animals.