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I predict that the DNA sample will be orange in color.

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[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 hours ago

...do three strikes laws apply to simultaneous convictions?..

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

Least the fucker can do since everyone wants to baby his ass so much

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 29 points 4 hours ago

Can't own a gun, but controlling the nukes is just fine. Makes sense.

name another human convicted of 34 felonies and does zero jail-time, zero fines. go ahead, i dare ya.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

The US justice system isn't even a joke any more.

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 18 points 5 hours ago

And let THAT be a LESSON to you! If you ALSO want to get away with a Crime all you need to do is THREATEN the LIFE of the Judge's FAMILY!

[–] CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Setting aside that it's Donald Trump I think it's messed up that non-violent felons, or any felon really, lose rights just because they're felons. Why should anyone lose their right to vote or keep a firearm if neither of those things had anything to do with their crimes?

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 18 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

There's actually a really good reason to deny prisoners the vote.

Imagine you're a political party in control of the government. You can pass laws that target people who would not vote for you, then convict them of those crimes so they can't vote against you!

[–] CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work 8 points 4 hours ago

It do be like that.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Sad, but true.

[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 5 hours ago

If he refuses, ask Stormy to provide the sample.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

"Why does this blood sample smell like hamberders?!"

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Knowing Trump, it’ll be a little sippie cup of dried semen.