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[–] Mnem667@sh.itjust.works 17 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I had a boss who said:
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck his ass to make him drink."
I... I just... Can't.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Okay, you win the internet for the day. πŸ‘

[–] badcodecat@lemux.minnix.dev 20 points 21 hours ago

i'n not the brightest bulb in the shed, but i sure am the sharpest!

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 23 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

This makes me so happy, thanks for teaching me a word

[–] sumguyonline@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Those that live in glass houses can throw the first stone.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

Don't throw glasses in a stone house.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago (7 children)

Malaphors? I call these Rickyisms.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Worse case Ontario I get to tell you I toad a so, I fuckin a toad a so.

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You made my day, now you have to sleep in it

[–] dont@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

For those of you speaking German: Hast du enen Scherzkeks gefrΓΌhstΓΌckt?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 20 hours ago

She looks like she's been through the run of the mill

[–] extratone@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

You can't have your cake.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You can lead a whore to water, but you can't make her douche.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I spit my drink. Oh well, it's water under the fridge.

🎡 Under the fridge downtown is where I chewed some cud!

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Me when I say I'll meet new people: we'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 17 hours ago

It's raining cobras and mongooses.

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