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[–] Hector@lemmy.ca 8 points 19 hours ago (8 children)

The question is, would Canada want that? I get the feeling that most of us living north of the border just want to be left alone and we would send you all the thoughts and prayers we could spare and wish you all the best so long as you let us be.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 6 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Canada cannot accept US rule because of US debt burden which is unsustainable, in addition to pensions, healthcare, and a demonic ruler under extreme corruption permitted by SCC. The US is a genuine shithole that is bound to collapse and, while that collapse will hurt Canadian economy, it is worse to be inside it.

Canadians like American people. Certainly, it is both an economic boom without sacrificing Canadian sustainability to absorb US states. A guide to secession written last time Trump won: https://www.naturalfinance.net/2016/11/opposition-to-new-us-republican-control.html

The big issue is US debt and the fair share of "leaving states". There is a fair number, but also an asshole version of the number.

A "future fiction history" of Canada assimilating the US one state at a time.: https://www.naturalfinance.net/2018/02/fictional-future-history-reclaiming.html

[–] parricc@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Thing is Canada shouldn't have its politics influenced by the US from absorbing it either. As a Texan, I can say both our politicians and voters suck. But there could be an easy solution around this problem. Canada could just absorb the US as a newly created Southwest Territories. Territories are directly under the federal government and have no government of their own. Canadians would get new land and resources. Americans would get better healthcare and to be ruled by a less shitty government. Everyone would win.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 16 hours ago

I don't believe people understand any advantage to being in a territory, rather than having "full" input in a federation. Provincehood is an easier sell to the people who would have to ultimately accept. I do like the idea of enslaving Texans, under a posession, there is just a "who with what army" aspect to enforcing that.

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[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

California alone would double your GDP...

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[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

lol @ New Hampshire

Also, that would be about 37% of the US economy. California making the highest percentage at 14% of the US economy while New York would be in 2nd place at 8%. The least impactful would be Vermont with 0.2% (for got to include Rhode Island). However, I think this would wreck the world economy with the financial hub of the US (New York City) who manages the investments of world's reserve currency (dollar) would switch from US Dollar to Canadian Dollar. The US would also lose access to the Pacific and a considerable amount of military force stationed in the West Coast states.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Not to mention half of the important US ports. The states left would face a harsh reality when everything tripled in price as all the goods that used to be subsidized by the rich states are now hit with import taxes as well.

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

As a resident of New England, I'm ok with all of these changes.

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[–] OceanSoap@lemmy.ml -1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I mean... Yeah, at this point, any government other than the one running CA is better for CA.

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[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Delegation from AZ would like to petition to join Canada.

Where can I vote for this proposal?

[–] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Excuse me but that incorporation of California, Oregon, Washington and British Columbia gets in the way of the glorious Long Chile Project. We shall be having words.

(By all means do take MN, CT and WDC tho.)

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[–] goofusd@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Michigan belong to Canada

[–] xeekei@lemm.ee 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I'm neither American nor Canadian but from what I've heard, maybe hand Alberta over to the US?

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I'm in Alberta right now and it's probably the place that would most likely accept that offer.

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[–] iamjackflack@lemm.ee 6 points 20 hours ago

I actually am not opposed to this. Am NE person, let’s do it.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Cut out eastern Oregon, they want to be part of Idaho anyway.

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[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

My body is ready!

For healthcare!

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

NY thanks you for your support. What’s the pizza/poutine exchange rate like these days? Haven’t been up north in years.

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