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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Damn that Bill Gates!

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 20 points 5 hours ago

It's not like those were going to breed anyway tbh

[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de -5 points 1 hour ago

Anon is a pedo

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 69 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The only part of this that's true is that Australia has invasive rabbits.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 hour ago

Given the existence of products like "real doll", there's some merit to it happening to humans.

I don't know enough about any of it since I'm in a relationship with someone who has a pulse, and I like it that way.

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 93 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Except they don't want human population to decrease. They need more and more people at the bottom of the global ponzi scheme to prop it up.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Yeah its actually the opposite, anime is supposed to make people horny. - Source: i made it up

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 50 minutes ago

I actually believe this why South Korea is pushing K-Pop so much. To make young girls horny and procreate more to fix low population fertility.

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

They will invent a way for us to get anime girls pregnant. That's when you need to start getting scared.

[–] NIB@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago

As automation/robotics/ai get better, humans transform from an asset to a liability. Fewer people means fewer protestors/rioters/revolutionaries/universal income recipients/whatever.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 63 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

So, uh, what does a fake rabbit that is more attractive than a real rabbit look like?

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 35 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You wanna know or you asking for a friend?

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 33 points 7 hours ago

I have a rabbit that I would like to make a good impression on.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 20 points 7 hours ago

Lola Bunny.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 22 points 8 hours ago

Japan does have a too low birth rate now.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 43 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

That’s a fair point until you realize that humans are a lot smarter than rabbits. (Supposedly)

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

Rabbits can be trained to use a litterbox. When is the last time you saw a human using a litterbox?

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Have you ever seen a toilet?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I havent seen an episode of MTV Cribs since 2005.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 23 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I don’t follow furry fetish stuff, personally, so never

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'm quite literally sitting on one as I read this. Been trained to do so since day one.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Day one?? It took me years

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 5 points 7 hours ago

We have them in all of the classrooms of our schools!

/s

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Wasn’t that on an episode of Jackass?

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago

The average human maybe.

But there is a significant overlap between the smartest rabbit and the dumbest humans.

Or was that with bears?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

a portion of humans is, yes

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Considering that 100% is a portion, I’ll agree with you

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Why scary? Wouldn't it be good if the human population didn't increase more?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The west is already on it, how do we propagate it elsewhere?

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Fertility rates are on the decrease everywhere.This doesn't mean that population is decreasing, population increases as long as the fertility rate is superior to 1, which is still the case in a large portion of the world, but I think humanity on a global scale is expected to go beneath that treshold around 2050-2060.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

It's actually around 2.1 to keep the status quo.

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Supernormal stimulus

[–] oce@jlai.lu 8 points 8 hours ago

Is this why the population of Japan is decreasing that badly? 🤔