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Porter thought he had his training gun in his holster, not his real, loaded gun, his lawyer said.

First rule of firearms: Assume your firearm is still unloaded if it was unloaded the last the time you checked

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[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 100 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He had to disregard all four rules of firearms at once to pull this one off.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah but you see, none of those rules individually can prevent all negligent discharges, so following any of them is definitionally nonsensical. What? Why yes I do be snorting Ivermectin

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

rule 5 of firearm safety: abolish the police

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Remember when libs defended Alec Baldwin from this kind of shit?

They are so against guns, but the second someone who was mean to trump breaks all the rules, it's suddenly an accident.

I'm half expecting libs to start siding with the cops in these situations now for the same reasons.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Libs don't know there even are rules of firearm safety.

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

When pressed, they sure don't know what any of them are.

"You gotta break the gun down when you're not target shooting and bag each piece and sink it in the bottom of a different lake!"

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

I am shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you, that an ex-cop thinks rules don't apply to them

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lmao the fucking firearms instruction assumed the gun wasn't loaded, pointed it at something he didn't want to shoot, and pulled the fucking trigger.

Really cool the people teaching cops to safely use firearms gets a 0% on their real world firearms safety test.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t believe in IQ, but cops do, and they reject applicants with high IQ because they’re seen as too intelligent. So it shows where their priorities are.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Yup love to bring up to people that cops have successfully sued for the right to discriminate against people capable of complex thought.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 year ago

Further, it wasn't a firearm training. Batons and shit.

They should have to secure live firearms in a locker when entering a training room, similar to what cops do when bringing a suspect in for booking. Ensures no fuck ups can occur.

Dumb as fuck cops and ex-cops out in the world making it a worse place for everyone.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago
[–] Cummunism@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

what percentage of cop murders are done by women police officers?

https://womensenews.org/2016/04/would-fewer-people-get-killed-if-more-police-officers-were-women/

Female officers discharge their weapons at far lower rates and are more effective at negotiating better and less lethal outcomes, even though citizens are not more likely to use less force when officers are female.

Men love to murder, women not so much.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I don't care for Little Eichmanns, Mr. Eichmann, or Ms. Eichmann

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Interesting.

Though one should still note that 100% of cop killings are perpetrated by cops.

[–] Cummunism@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

its just interesting that adding diverse men to the police force doesnt lower cop murders, but it does with women. That also tracks with who tends to be murderers outside the police force. (men) I know it's tricky cause pigs are terrible at their job, but i also like the law against murder cause I think it does work fairly well compared to not having it.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The majority of people murdered by cops are murdered indirectly in the great pachinnko machine of poverty and deprivation. The direct killings are the enforcement mechanism for the indirect killings. Just imagine the number of families any police officer destroys over the course of their career, think of how many lives spiral out of control because of them, how many people see their health utterly destroyed, how many premature deaths stack up

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Fish Speakers? :leto-ii-shining:

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago
[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

pre-emptively becoming a good cop

officer-down

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

He'd been making jokes leveled at the trainee all day. He'd brought a firearm into a place where they're expressly forbidden, in a training that did not involve firearms, and had up to a dozen police personnel there in case of any security issue happening, and he walks a few paces to swivel and fire into a group...

Computer, enhance.

...AND HE'S DOING THE SIDE GRIP TOO

Wouldn't it be funny if he had hit someone who wasn't the target of the joke? "My client did not intend to kill the victim; in fact, my client was intending to aim at someone else."

[–] Cummunism@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

3 years isnt long enough, clearly his ass should rot to death in prison. Sure does seem like pigs have a lot of "training accidents." Should be eye for an eye law on this one. He will murder again and it'll just be another whoopsie.

DC Public Libraries Special Police Officer Maurica Manyan

Yes, we must have pigs in all libraries, since homeless people sometimes go there.

People who are a danger to society like this asshole should be removed from it forever, one way or another.

https://womensenews.org/2016/04/would-fewer-people-get-killed-if-more-police-officers-were-women/

Female officers discharge their weapons at far lower rates and are more effective at negotiating better and less lethal outcomes, even though citizens are not more likely to use less force when officers are female.

Men love to murder, women not so much.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

i mean, if this is the kind of thing we can expect from police training, maybe i gotta support all this additional money for cop training that Biden is doing.

biden-harbinger

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

who let Alec Baldwin train cops

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Lmao at every cop except the one scattering and not rendering aid.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I mean he killed her IDK if the dunk tank is the right place for this

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

It's pretty funny

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

yeah more like /c/bloomer content amirite

[–] Cummunism@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

yea, we should kinda be sad a woman cop was murdered

https://womensenews.org/2016/04/would-fewer-people-get-killed-if-more-police-officers-were-women/

Female officers discharge their weapons at far lower rates and are more effective at negotiating better and less lethal outcomes, even though citizens are not more likely to use less force when officers are female.

Apparently they are better at the job and can actually handle the stress. Disarm all men.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sorry, but this is liberalism. There is no such thing as a good cop.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

xi-clap more xi-clap women xi-clap cops

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

women cops may not be good cops but the one in this article became one

[–] SoloboiNanook@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

Fuck all cops, women cops too. All cops are bastards.

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

lmao it looks like he tried to do one of those cool spinny moves and curve the bullet, +5 pts for style! officer-down

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What a fuckin prick, yeah hop up and down you piece of shit, that's all on you

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Fucking jackass

[–] aFairlyLargeCat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

The spirit of Dorner possessed him for a moment

dorneryes-hahaha-yes-l

[–] 5ublimation@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Why were they in a library...?