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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have no data to support this, but guessing MJ users might even be less likely to do this.

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

Can confirm, I only beat my wife when I'm not high

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

too high to think about any reason to beat their spouses

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not currently high, but unless maybe your wife is a billionaire or multimillionaire ceo, I can't really think of any reasons either...

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

When they are a nazi, maybe

But then you wouldn't have married but assassinated, probably.

[–] TheFogan@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

I was going to beat my wife... but she's all the way on the other side of the couch... and there's chips right here.

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 12 points 1 month ago

"Marijuana users are 100 percent more likely to try to convince you that legalizing Marijuana will solve all the worlds problems." -Me.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Typisch Bullenschweine

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I beat my wife at Mario Kart and now she won't play me anymore.