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Now it's either full sentences, or nothing again.

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[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 week ago

5th grade teacher: Watch this short documentary on MLK and take notes.

Me: takes notes

Teacher: Now write an essay using your notes.

Me looking at my notes:

Things never improved.

Is... this.. a... bitcoin recovery pass.... wtf?

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I use acronyms to similar effect.

For example, when writing a shopping list.

And then I'm in the supermarket wondering what the fuck KR, IC and SS are?

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 9 points 1 week ago

I've absolutely done this... I put a tag on my bag I bring to work that just says "dumbass!" If I need to remember to take something with me or do something after work.

Sometimes I'm just like "yeah... Dumbass... What thing were you supposed to do, dumbass?" Lol

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I've learned over the years at school and everything afterwards that notes are basically write-only. No point trying to decipher them afterwards.

[–] ochi_chernye@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago

Only tangentially related, but when I was a kid I'd write stream-of-consciousness type stuff in a "code" consisting of the first letter of every word. Whenever I run across one of my old notebooks, I spend some time trying to decipher it, generally without much luck. Sometimes it'll spark a bit of remembrance, like dipping madeleines in tea.

[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Today while entering my bathroom I was repeating the word toothpaste to not forget what I came for lol

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Just don't let your brain trick you with the old switcheroo. I would be tickled by the thought that tooth paste sounds like fool's haste and before I know it I'm repeating that. Until I stop suddenly, scratching my head and wondering what I was trying to achieve in the first place.

Not diagnosed with ADHD but I do the same!

[–] Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

I get around this by being unable to read my own writing