Holy Lilith it's gonna be so awkward when the Europeans have to make invasion plans together with the Chinese because Trump is Blitzkrieg-ing through America.
this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2025
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I wonder how long it will be before the white house issues a 9 dash line Trump has hastily marked up with a red permanent marker.
I say USA will now be called ‘Bunch of Dumb Fuck Heads’ My mom already approved it.
Trump knows what he’s doing, I feel his goal is to say more eye catching things to drive peoples focus away from other ongoing things.
Why not Gulf Of Trump? Gulf of MAGA? Gulf of Sharpie?
Idiot.
EDIT: And yes, he's just trying to distract from his court cases... again.
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Yeah, good luck convincing the rest of the world to change to fit your wants.
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The Onion is running out of material
I mean, I guess each country has the right to make up their own names if they want to…