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Donald Trump Says Gulf of Mexico Will Now Be Called 'Gulf of America.' Congress Is Already Prepping Legislation (people.com)

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[–] Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Holy Lilith it's gonna be so awkward when the Europeans have to make invasion plans together with the Chinese because Trump is Blitzkrieg-ing through America.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All our maps will be out of date!

[–] Ridgetop18@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

That's why theyll have to partner with China, where else are they gonna buy American maps??