The fuck?
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Move out.
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Has anon never heard of toilet paper and toilets?
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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Use her panties and socks.
How can you be 22 without your own money. Go buy tissues and tell your mum to mind her own business.
I don't know why people are a) taking this even jokingly half serious and b) suggesting all sorts of weird and complex solutions when surely a 22-year could just buy whatever.
Yeah just buy a cruise ship or whatever. Go into debt if you have to.
A pack of tissues wasn't in double-digit millions last time I checked.
Sorry, I was just memeing. Unless you were playing along, in which case woosh on me.
Well I sort of was, but I'm Finnish, so we haven't exactly got the "don't sound murderous, try to sound funny" tone right yet. You know how it's a meme Germans have no sense of humour? We'll they've enough sense of humor to realise people joke about it. We Nordics don't.
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Get a chastity fetish.
His mother already seems to have one. Maybe he can borrow it from her.
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1: go to toilet
2: kneel in front facing the toilet
3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet
4:?????
5: profit
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This is how incest porn originates
There's this apparatus called washing machine.
MOVE
OUT
Even sweatshop workers, prisoners, and the slaves who built the World Cup stadium in Qatar were/are alowed to relieve themselves. Homeless people have some option, it seems. There is no reason for OOP to unwillingly put up with this, even with crippling NEET tendencies.
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Did you try to grow up and move out?
buying a house? in this economy??