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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's strict mom (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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The fuck?

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[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 189 points 1 week ago (9 children)

What kind of Wooldoor Sockbat cum clogs a shower? This is so idiotic.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 119 points 1 week ago (4 children)

But... but... people wouldn't just go and make shit up on the internet, would they?

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[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 126 points 1 week ago (12 children)

There is either:

A backstory we are missing
Anon has a weird fetish
mom has a weird fetish
story is fake and straight
story is real and gay
some combination of the above

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

anon is larping his mommy dom fetish that's all

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[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 1 week ago

Start watching sissy hypnosis videos to condition yourself into eating it, obviously. It's the only undetectable disposal method.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 86 points 1 week ago (21 children)

Jesus fuck man, what kind of plumbing blocks with jizz? I could literally eat prunes and tortillas for a week and still waffle-stomp my turd down a 40mm pipe

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 80 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just eat it you coward.

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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 week ago (4 children)

what kind of semen clog the shower drain?

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