I've done some stand up and I am willing to hurt myself for others amusement. I am probably going to end up some warlords court jester.
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2025
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I'm good with tools. I can keep a vehicle running, I can build houses, etc. Oh I can also fly, so we could take over an island and not have to stay on the mainland.
If you mean that you can literally fly, I imagine you could be a god in the new order. If you mean that you're a pilot, I imagine that'd be useful, too.
I'd rather die immediately than eke out a survival existence in the rubble until mutants finally eat me alive or petty warlords make me fight in an arena.
I’m English capable and am really good regarding German stuff as well.
Willing to mediate between the two sides 🙂
Assuming I don't die immediately somehow, I doubt I'd last long without anti-rejection meds for my transplanted heart, probably not a pleasant way to go out either.