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Edit: Because it apparently needs to be clarified, by β€œreal shit” I mean serious issue. πŸ™ƒ

Your concerns are touching, but my bowel movements have been regular.

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[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I am currently on the toilet as I type this comment making 2025 a brown year to start

[–] timeisart@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I read your comment currently sitting on the toilet

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

May it be a brown year for us all!

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Amen brother, I'll piss to that

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Hello fellow shitters

First shit of the year for me πŸ‘

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I've still not taken my first shit of 2024

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You been constipated for a full year? I'm no doc, but I think that might be a go see the doctor time. ;p

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know man, seems like he is full of shit

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Either way they’re full of shit.

Holding your poop in WC 2024

[–] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I am 3 out. Feels good man.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Whoever made this gif is a genius

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just wished they used more pixels

[–] Willy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

and more than 256 colors

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

best doctor imho

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Anyone have a bingo card ready?

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Mine are all different levels of ''now women have to report their period to the government'' ''now I have to have a special seperate ID white people don't have to or I'll be stripped of my citizenship and deported to a county I'm not from and have never been to'' and ''now police use robot dogs to plant evidence''

[–] jim3692 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I got pooped by a bird just 5 hours after 2025 came

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Must have been a big bird to poop a live human.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Lines are drawn, the players against the line, now we find out who is man... and who is dead.

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Elon musk now fucking up european politics too?

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They've been fuckin themselves up for years. He's just now in a position to really "insert" himself.

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

fair point, thanks lindner

Cybertruck explosion in front of Trump’s Las Vegas building, allegedly killing driver.

Gunman drives truck into crowd celebrating in New Orleans, killing and injuring many.

10 killed in mass shooting in Montenegro.

12 more killed by Israeli air strike in Gaza, including kids.

Puerto Rico lost their power grid.

US drug makers are going to price hike over 250 different drugs.

Pick which ones are serious enough for you.

[–] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

No pixels were ~~used~~ harmed in the production of this gif

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

I recommend laxatives

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

loads faster

[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago

Last year it was that train derailment with a chemical catastrophe "like chemical Chernobyl"... or was this 2023???

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

world falls to pieces

Remember the Australian wildfires? That was some real shit from 2020.

Glad nothing else happened that year.