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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon airs out (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] hmmm@sh.itjust.works 34 points 6 days ago

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

I'm not sure why, but I feel like theres a different word underneath the word fella.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago

What a terrible day to be literate

[–] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Coincidence?

[–] joucker29@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What app is that?

[–] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

Connect for Lemmy on Android

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 28 points 6 days ago

too tired to move

Yeah, no, I'm calling bullshit. WTF anon?

[–] OmegaLemmy 25 points 6 days ago

I should have just scrolled away

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago

Well, fuck. Not just squick, but full-on nightmare fuel.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 152 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This probably isn’t true, but like if it is, you shouldn’t have to be told to not let your dog fuck your ass. Your Dad is reacting exactly how any sane person would in that situation.

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[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 133 points 1 week ago

Hey, I just wanted you to know that I didn't like your post.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 99 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Anon screwed the pooch and is now in the doghouse.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 40 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Honestly I've never actually slowed down to truly parse the phrase "screw the pooch". Well, now I have, and also fuck you because I used to be innocent 😭

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 93 points 1 week ago (8 children)